Look at my boy growing so fast! You're getting to be such a big boy. Step-Mommy's real proud of you. Let me check something...down here...step-mommy wants to see how big it's gotten. Uh oh, not big AT ALL. NOT proud of you. Your little penis hasn't grown. Something's wrong. All my girlfriend's boy's penises are MUCH bigger than yours. Ughhh what a shame. It looks like you're going to take after your step-father's side. Your step-father and all the men in his family have tiny dicks.