You are just so tiny and small; I have no idea what kind of tasks I would even give such a small bitch like you. You cannot reach anything in my house. Housework and foot rubs are completely out of the questions for a man of your size. Hmmm, what can we do with such a tiny inconvenience like yourself? Think Aspen. What can I do with a teeny tiny bitch like you? You are only big enough to serve as my squatty potty when I take a dump. That is really all I can use you for. Lucky for you, squatty potties are essential to elimination. Do not think of yourself as useless. You are far from you. You will be helping me get all the stool out of my body. And for a treat, you will be my toilet paper when I am done.